Community: 1SweetPoison Alerts, FAQ's, Links, and Obituaries

Appendix: Counselors

Lava Early Warning and Notification System

The Lava Early Warning Notification (LEWNS) System is a group of dedicated Lava fans. If any one of them sees Lava online, he or she notifies others in the group via email or Yahoo Messenger. If you are addicted and trying to quit, you will know when to stay away from LiveJasmin during that time.

Volunteer to be a member. Do some community service: it’s your civic duty. Send your email address and/or your Yahoo Messenger ID and you will receive contact information for the other members.

Yes, I want to join the LEWNS!

LAVA STATUS:

Dearly Departed

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Bedhead

Carpet

Chowpuppy

MostlyNice

North_shores

Qman

Sgt_Rock

SquidH

stxxvx

usafret

newmaupa

teppinyaki

docsmurf

teddibare

Cause of Demise

Poisoned

Terminal Boreekus*

“I’m not dead yet”

Poisoned

Bankruptcy and poisoned

Poisoned

*Terminal Boreekus: A rare and legendary condition of being so horny that all feelings of being horny have left. At that point you might as well be dead.

OBITUARIES

Please take a moment to honor those who have come before us If you know of someone who should be added to the list, please let us know. Appropriate bereavement ceremonies will be scheduled.

Frequently Asked Questions:

When will Lava be on again? See first page for a statistical analaysis based on her previous appearances.

Where is she from? Asstonia.

Where’s that? Near Thighland.

What time is it? Industrious Clock

I meant “What time is it there?” It depends where you are. Here’s a lovely map.

What can I do about this addiction? Visit a Counselor.

What is this Theory of Relativity that I keep hearing about? It’s explained here.

Links (If you have a high-quality site and would like to trade links, email me here)

Stock photography: FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Jim Shelley’s site: www.bookofkills.com

Delicate harmonies: Singing Horses